Shakespearean Death Vending Machine

Welcome to the Shakespearean Death Vending Machine!

Do you have an inexplicable urge to die tragically and dramatically under absolutely ridiculous circumstances? Now’s your chance!

With our handy dandy Shakespearean Death Vending Machine you can choose any death you like, tailored specifically to your unique and discerning tastes.

Stabbing, drowning, poisoning, fire, beheading, bungee jumping without a bungee, mauling, snake bite, getting ripped to pieces or just good, old fashioned heart break. You can do it alone, you can do it with your friends, you can do it with a lover. 

Although it sounds like a gothic Dr. Seuss, it’s actually Shakespeare. 

Your Shakespeare connoisseur will regale you with the tale of your untimely and entirely avoidable death. After which, you may choose to take part in acting out the scene if you wish

No matter what you choose, in the end, you will die. Most likely due to betrayal or poor communication. It’s very possible you will be brutally murdered or die horrifically. 

What a delightful way to spend your day! 

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